Good Morning Funny Quotes

Good morning! Dont forget to put a smile on your face, its the best accessory.

Wake up and smell the coffee, its a good morning for some funny shenanigans.

Good morning! Todays to-do list: 1. Coffee 2. Be awesome 3. Repeat.

Rise and shine, its a new day to make mistakes and blame them on lack of sleep.

Good morning! I woke up feeling fabulous, but then I remembered I have to adult today.

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

Good morning everyone! Just remember, it’s only Monday for a few more days.

Hope your morning is as bright and cheerful as my face after my first cup of coffee.

Good morning! Let’s start this day with a smile and a whole lot of caffeine.

Good morning! Just a reminder that I’m only a morning person on special occasions.

Morning! I just wanted to remind you that today is a perfect day to be awesome.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! It’s time to conquer the day with your amazingness.

Good morning! Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Rise and shine! Just remember, life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

Good morning! Dont worry, Im not a morning person either. Im more of a coffee first, human second kind of person.

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! Its time to seize the day and make it your own.

Good morning! Remember, today is a new day to create awkward moments and make unforgettable memories.

Rise and shine, buttercup! Today is a perfect day to bring out the best in you.

Wake up and smell the coffee! And if you cant find coffee, just smell anything that smells halfway decent.

Good morning, early birds! Remember, the snooze button is not your friend. Embrace the day and make it your own.

Rise and shine, sleepyheads! Today is the perfect day to make someone laugh, even if that someone is just yourself.

Good morning! I woke up on the right side of the bed...only to realize it was the left side.

Rise and shine! Or just rise, the shining can wait until after coffee.

Good morning! Im not a morning person, Im a coffee person.

Morning without coffee is like sleep without dreams – pointless.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Im up early...whats wrong with you?

Good morning! If life gives you lemons, just add vodka for a good breakfast cocktail.

Morning! The only time of day where Im too tired to commit any real crimes.

Good morning! Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Waking up to a new day is like getting a present every morning.

Rise and shine, its time to conquer the day with a smile!

Dont forget to be awesome today, even if its just by getting out of bed.

Rise and shine, its time to make memories that will make you smile later.

Good morning! May your day be as bright and cheerful as your morning cup of coffee.

Wake up and be awesome, because the world needs your smile today.

Good morning! Time to rise, shine, and give Monday a piece of your mind.

Start your day with a laugh, its the best way to make sure its a good one.

Good morning! Dont worry, coffee will handle everything.

Morning! Time to rise and shine before the coffee kicks in.

Good morning! May your day be as bright and cheerful as your smile.

Morning! Remember, a day without laughter is a day wasted.

Good morning! Lets tackle today like a boss with a side of humor.

Rise and shine! Todays forecast: 99% chance of sarcasm and coffee.

Morning! Dont forget to smile, its the best accessory you can wear.

Good morning! Heres to hoping your day is as bright and cheerful as your favorite meme.

Morning! Start your day with a cup of laughter and sprinkle of silliness.

Good morning! Dont forget to be awesome, its kind of your thing.

Good morning! Remember, coffee is the key to surviving the day without committing any crimes.

Rise and shine! Today is a new day to make the same mistakes all over again.

Its a good morning to remind yourself that youre one day closer to Friday!

Good morning! Dont forget to set your alarm for nap time later.

Wishing you a morning as bright and energetic as a toddler on a sugar high.

Good morning! May your coffee be hot, your eyeliner be even, and your Monday be short.

Rise and shine! Time to pretend to be productive until its acceptable to eat lunch.

Good morning! Dont worry, today is the perfect day to procrastinate the tasks youve been avoiding.

Its a good morning to remember that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Good morning! Rise and shine, its time to tackle the day with a smile.

Forget the coffee, Im here to brighten your morning with my humor.

Who needs a rooster when you have me to wake you up with a good morning laugh?

May your morning be as bright and cheerful as my sense of humor.

Its a good morning when even the sun is jealous of your shining personality.

Start your day with a laugh and see how much brighter the world looks.

Good morning! Remember, laughter is the best alarm clock.

Waking up early is never fun, but a funny good morning message can make it bearable.

Heres to a morning full of laughter, smiles, and good vibes.

They say laughter is the best medicine, so lets start the day off right with a dose of humor.

Good morning! Remember, coffee first, adulting later!

Good morning! May your day be as bright and cheerful as your smile!

Wake up, drink some coffee, and pretend to know what youre doing!

Morning! Lets tackle this day with the enthusiasm of a squirrel on caffeine!

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!

Morning! Remember, life is short, smile while you still have teeth!

Good morning! Time to rise, shine, and give this day a run for its money!

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! Lets make today ridiculously amazing!

Good morning! Remember, coffee is cheaper than therapy.

Rise and shine, its time to pretend to be a morning person.

Good morning! May your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.

Waking up is hard to do, but coffee makes it so much easier.

Good morning! Lets tackle this day like a boss... or at least like a semi-competent intern.

Mornings are for pancakes and pretend productivity.

Good morning! May your day be as bright and cheerful as my sarcasm.

Start your day with a smile and a good cup of coffee... or just the coffee.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Im not a morning person, how about you?

Good morning! Remember, the early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Morning coffee: because adulting is hard even before 10 a.m.

Rise and shine! Or just rise and try not to fall back asleep.

Good morning! Lets pretend to be productive until its time for wine.

I woke up like this: exhausted and in need of caffeine.

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation… or just scrolling through social media.

Im not a morning person. Im a coffee person pretending to be a morning person.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Im not a morning person, and this rhyme is not too.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it. Good morning!

Wake up and smell the coffee… or just roll over and go back to sleep. Your choice!

Good morning! I hope your day is as bright and shiny as your smile.

Rise and shine, its time to grind! Good morning, you fantastic human!

Good morning, world! Lets make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous.

Coffee in hand, smiles on faces - good morning, lets conquer the day!

Good morning, lets make today ridiculously amazing.

Wake up, drink coffee, be awesome - its the recipe for a good morning!

Good morning! May your day be filled with moments that make you smile like a fool.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Time to kick butt and an extra cup of coffee.

Good morning, sunshine! Time to show the world how awesome you are.

Wake up, its a brand new day to be fabulous! Good morning!

Good morning! Time to rise and shine like a hilarious sunbeam.

Rise and shine, the world awaits your witty and charming self.

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your jokes be even stronger.

Wake up, smell the coffee, and make today as funny as your favorite stand-up comedian.

Good morning, dont forget to laugh at yourself before anyone else has a chance.

May your morning be as bright and cheerful as a clown at a birthday party.

Good morning! Time to brush off the sleep and put on your best funny face.

Rise and shine, its a new day full of opportunities to make people laugh.

Start your day with a smile and a joke, and everything else will fall into place.

Good morning! Remember, laughter is the best medicine – so take a big dose of funny today.

Rise and shine! Today is a good day to have a good day.

Good morning! Dont worry, coffee will help you become a functioning human again.

Its a beautiful day to go back to bed, but lets be adults instead.

Good morning! Looks like someone needs their daily dose of sunshine and sarcasm.

Wake up, drink coffee, and pretend to know what youre doing. Its the adult way.

Rise and shine, its time for some breakfast and caffeine!

Good morning world, lets tackle this day with a big smile and positive attitude!

Waking up is hard, but coffee makes it easier. Cheers to a good morning!

Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of your stomach growling for breakfast?

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Good morning!

Mornings are a great time to plan all the ways we can avoid doing any actual work today. Happy Monday!

If you were looking for a sign to stay in bed all day, this is it. Just kidding, get up and conquer the day!

Dont worry if youre not a morning person, just be a coffee person instead. Good morning!

My morning routine includes hitting snooze five times, contemplating lifes meaning, then finally getting up. Happy Monday!

Morning coffee: because adulting is hard and you deserve a little kickstart.

Waking up early may be tough, but the promise of breakfast makes it all worthwhile.

We may not have it all together in the morning, but together we can make it through the day.

Dont be afraid to dance in the kitchen while making breakfast - its the best way to start the day.

Morning people: making the rest of us look bad since the dawn of time.

Who needs a fish in the morning when you have friends who make you laugh so hard you snort your coffee?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Good morning, cheese lovers!

Rise and shine, its time to make today ridiculously amazing!

Good morning! Lets start this day with a big smile and a lot of laughter.

Coffee in hand, laughter in heart. Thats how you conquer a good morning!

Waking up to a new day with a smile on your face, love in your heart, and laughter in your soul. Good morning!

Good morning! May your day be as bright and happy as your smile.

Rise and shine, or just rise and pretend to shine. Either way, have a great morning!

Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter! Good morning, everyone!

Good morning! Just remember, coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc, and its the best kind of magic.

Wishing you a morning filled with love, laughter, and a lot of caffeine!

Good morning! I hope your day is as wonderful as the first sip of coffee.

Good morning! Remember, coffee and positive thinking are the best way to start your day.

Rise and shine, but with a side of laughter to make it even better!

Dont worry about the wrinkles on your face, theyre just signs of a well-rested night. Good morning!

Wake up and smell the bacon... or the coffee, whichever comes first!

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your eyeliner be even.

Heres a morning tip: If you want to be happy, smile like you mean it.

Good morning! Remember, a yawn is just a silent scream for more coffee.

Embrace the day with open arms... and a large cup of coffee. Good morning!

Its a new day, which means a fresh start for all your bad jokes. Let the laughter begin!

Good morning! Dont forget to put on your invisible cape and conquer the day with a hearty dose of humor.