Humorous Wedding Wishes, Messages, and Quotes

May your marriage be like a fine wine - getting better with age and leaving a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Wishing you both a happily ever after, filled with laughter, love, and plenty of inside jokes.

Just remember, in marriage, a good sense of humor is key - along with a joint bank account!

Cheers to the bride and groom - may your love be as strong as your WiFi signal!

May your marriage be an endless adventure, filled with funny moments and unforgettable memories.

As you journey through life together, may the road be paved with laughter and love.

Heres to laughing together, loving together, and always finding joy in the little things.

May your marriage be like a comedy show - full of funny moments, unexpected twists, and plenty of applause!

May your marriage be as long and happy as a sitcom marathon.

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and happily ever afters.

May your marriage be filled with more laughter than a comedy club.

Heres to love, laughter, and happily ever after - congratulations on tying the knot!

Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and lots of inside jokes.

May your marriage be as hilarious and entertaining as a stand-up comedy show.

Congratulations on finding your partner in crime - may your marriage be filled with joy and laughter.

May your love story be filled with plot twists, cliffhangers, and a lot of laughter.

Wishing you a marriage that is as funny and entertaining as a rom-com movie.

Heres to a lifetime of funny moments, inside jokes, and endless laughter - congratulations on your wedding day!

May your marriage be as strong as your WiFi connection.

Heres to trading in your single status for a new kind of unlimited texting with your partner.

Congratulations on finding your lobster: may your love be as unbreakable as their shell.

May your marriage be like a good Wi-Fi connection - strong, reliable, and always there when you need it.

I hope your marriage is as happy and successful as a Netflix binge-watching weekend.

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and lots of happily ever afters.

Marriage is like a deck of cards - it starts with a diamond, but you end up wanting a club and a heart. Congratulations!

May your love be like a good internet connection - strong, stable, and able to withstand any storm.

Remember, marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. Enjoy the journey!

May your marriage be as full of love and laughter as the couple in a romantic comedy.

Wishing you a lifetime of happily ever afters, cheesy jokes, and inside jokes only the two of you understand.

Heres to love, laughter, and lots of cake on your wedding day!

They say marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But by the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!

May the years ahead be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of awkward family gatherings.

Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops. May you both keep your tools sharp and your wallet empty!

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and happily ever after. Just remember, never go to bed angry... stay up and fight instead!

Congratulations on tying the knot! May your love be as everlasting as the germs on your wedding ring.

Heres to a love thats true, laughter thats contagious, and a marriage thats as strong as your WiFi connection.

May your marriage be like a good wine, getting better and better with each passing year. Cheers to the newlyweds!

May your love be as lasting as a hangover after a wild bachelor party.

Wishing you a marriage as strong as your WiFi signal.

Heres to a lifetime of arguing over the remote control. Congratulations on your wedding!

May your marriage be full of love, laughter, and lots of inside jokes.

Remember, marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!

Wishing you a marriage as sweet as the cake youll be cutting together.

May your love bloom brighter and your joy grow sweeter with each passing year. Congratulations on tying the knot!

I hope your wedding day is as unforgettable as finding a clean public restroom when you really need one.

As you start this new journey together, may your marriage be filled with lots of laughter and silly moments.

May your marriage be as strong as your WiFi signal.

Cheers to the newlyweds – may your marriage be full of Netflix binges and takeout dinners.

Marriage is like a deck of cards - it starts with hearts and diamonds, but ends with clubs and spades.

Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.

Wishing you both a lifetime of love and laughs – and minimal arguments over the remote control.

Marriage is a rollercoaster ride – buckle up and enjoy the ups and downs together.

May your marriage be like a fine wine – only improving with age and getting better with time.

May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and lots of funny moments.

Wishing you a lifetime of joy, love, and endless laughter as you begin this new chapter together.

Heres to a lifetime of funny jokes, silly moments, and unforgettable memories as you walk down the aisle together.

May your wedding day be full of laughter, love, and happiness that lasts a lifetime.

Cheers to a marriage thats as fun, quirky, and special as the two of you are.

Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, love, and plenty of funny stories to share with each other.

As you say I do, may you always find humor in the little things and laughter in each others company.

Heres to a wedding day filled with love, laughter, and lots of funny moments to cherish forever.

May your marriage be a comedy of errors, filled with humor, love, and lots of laughter along the way.

Congratulations on tying the knot! Wishing you a lifetime of laughter, love, and happiness as you embark on this new journey together.

May your marriage be as crazy and fun as a photo booth at a wedding!

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and ridiculous dance moves on the dance floor.

May your love be as strong as your wifi signal on your wedding day!

Heres to a marriage filled with more laughter than arguments!

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and happily ever after...even when you forget to put the toilet seat down.

May your love for each other be as endless as the open bar at your wedding reception!

Wishing you a marriage where the only tears shed are tears of laughter.

May your love be like a good joke - always funny, never old.

Heres to a lifetime of inside jokes, silly moments, and love that knows no bounds.

Wishing you a marriage filled with happy surprises, funny adventures, and lots of love.

May your marriage be as full of love and laughter as a stand-up comedy show!

Heres to a lifetime of inside jokes, embarrassing dance moves, and unforgettable wedding memories.

Wishing you a marriage so fun and quirky, it could be its own sitcom!

May your love story be as entertaining as a romantic comedy, with plenty of laughs along the way.

Best wishes for a marriage thats as crazy, chaotic, and joy-filled as a circus act!

Heres to a wedding day thats a perfect blend of heartfelt moments and hilarious mishaps.

May your marriage be like a comedy sketch – filled with unexpected twists, but always ending in laughter.

Wishing you a lifetime of cheesy jokes, spontaneous dance parties, and memorable adventures together.

Cheers to a marriage thats full of laughter, love, and happy tears – in that order!

Heres to a wedding day thats so fun and fabulous, it deserves its own reality TV show!

May your love for each other always be as strong as your WiFi connection.

Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and a never-ending supply of inside jokes.

Heres to a lifetime of putting up with each others quirks and still managing to laugh about it.

Best wishes for a marriage that is so perfect, even your mother-in-law approves.

May your marriage be like a good wine, only getting better with age and always leaving you a little tipsy with happiness.

As you journey through marriage together, may your sense of humor always guide you through the rough patches.

Cheers to a love story that is sweeter than a wedding cake and stronger than a hurricane.

May your marriage be filled with as much joy and laughter as a room full of puppies playing together.

Wishing you a lifetime of silly arguments, heartfelt apologies, and endless moments of pure joy.

Heres to a wedding day that is just the beginning of a lifetime of shared laughter and love.

May your marriage be as happy and fun as a clown at a circus.

Wishing you a lifetime of laughter and love as you embark on this journey together.

May your wedding day be filled with so much joy and laughter that your cheeks hurt from smiling.

Heres to a marriage filled with more laughs than a comedy show.

Congratulations on tying the knot! May your marriage be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of inside jokes.

Wishing you a marriage thats as silly and fun as a game of charades.

May your love story be filled with hilarious plot twists and happy endings.

Cheers to a wedding day thats more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Heres to a lifetime of funny faces, silly jokes, and endless laughter with your partner.

May your marriage be like a comedy duo - always making each other laugh and never taking life too seriously.

May your love be as everlasting as the cake at your wedding – sweet and never-ending!

Heres to a marriage filled with laughter, love, and lots of inside jokes. Congrats!

Wishing you a lifetime of love and laughter – and a never-ending supply of cheesy wedding dances.

Remember, a successful marriage requires falling in love many times – always with the same person. Cheers to endless love and laughter!

May your marriage be as strong as your coffee in the mornings – and as sweet as your cake on your wedding day.

May your love story be filled with more plot twists and surprises than a rom-com movie. Congratulations!

Heres to a marriage thats full of love, laughter, and the occasional dad joke. Congratulations on tying the knot!

May your love be like a good wine – getting better with age and always worth celebrating. Cheers to the happy couple!

Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, love, and endless laughter together. Congratulations on your special day!

Wishing you a lifetime of laughter, love, and happily ever after!

May your wedding day be filled with so much happiness that you cant help but laugh until your stomach hurts.

Heres to love, laughter, and a happily ever after thats just as crazy and fun as the two of you.

May your marriage be as joyful and entertaining as a comedy show, with plenty of laughter and love to go around.

Sending you wishes for a wedding day filled with laughter, smiles, and unforgettable moments.

May your marriage be filled with endless jokes, silly moments, and lots of love.

Wishing you a marriage thats full of laughter, love, and plenty of funny memories to look back on.

Heres to a wedding day thats as fun and lively as the two of you are – may your love story be a never-ending comedy show.

May your wedding day be the start of a lifetime of laughter, love, and lots of silly moments together.

Wishing you a marriage thats filled with laughter, humor, and all the good vibes that come with being with your best friend.

May your love be as strong as your wifi connection, never failing and always bringing you happiness.

Wishing you a marriage as long and joyous as a Netflix binge-watching session.

May your love story be as epic and unpredictable as a rom-com movie.

Heres to finding your happily ever after, and never having to swipe left again.

May your marriage be filled with more laughter and less laundry.

Wishing you a lifetime of adventures together, like trying to assemble Ikea furniture without fighting.

May your love be like a good wine, getting better with age and always worth celebrating.

Heres to always being each others emergency contact and favorite person to annoy.

Wishing you a marriage as joyful and spontaneous as a flash mob dance.

May your love be as endless as a never-ending group chat with your best friends.

May your marriage be as joyous and silly as a clown at a circus!

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and plenty of embarrassing dance moves.

Heres to a marriage filled with more laughter than tears, more joy than sorrow, and more love than you can imagine.

May your love be as timeless and cheesy as a good ol dad joke.

Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, adventures, and endless pranks on each other.

May your marriage be as fun and spontaneous as a flash mob in Times Square.

Heres to a lifetime of love, laughter, and never-ending dad jokes.

May your wedding day be the beginning of a love story filled with laughter, silly moments, and endless happiness.

Congratulations on finding your soulmate - the person who will laugh at all your jokes, even the bad ones.

May your love be as endless as the jokes youll share on your wedding day!

Heres to a lifetime of laughter, love, and happily ever after!

Wishing you both a marriage filled with laughter, love, and lots of inside jokes.

May your marriage be as amazing as a comedy show, with plenty of humor and lots of laughs.

Cheers to love, laughter, and a lifetime of funny moments together as husband and wife.

May your marriage be filled with more laughter than you can imagine!

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and happily ever after. Just make sure the jokes are always funny!

Heres to a marriage thats full of humor, joy, and endless smiles.

May your love story be as funny and heartwarming as a romantic comedy.

Sending you lots of love and laughter on your special day. Congratulations on finding your happily ever after!