200 Hilarious Birthday Wishes, Messages, and Quotes

Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, cake, and lots of silly moments.

Another year older, but definitely not wiser! Happy birthday, my funny friend.

Dont worry about getting older, youre still as immature as ever! Happy birthday!

They say laughter is the best medicine, so heres a heavy dose of birthday giggles just for you!

Another year, another grey hair. Just kidding! Youre still as young and funny as ever. Happy birthday!

A birthday without laughter is like a cake without frosting - incomplete! Have a hilariously happy birthday!

Getting older is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Keep the laughs coming, and happy birthday!

I hope your birthday is as funny and entertaining as your questionable dance moves. Cheers to another year of being fabulous!

Age is just a number, but your ability to make people laugh is timeless. Happy birthday, you hilarious human!

Another year, another reason to unleash your inner comedian. Heres to a birthday filled with unforgettable laughs and good times!

May your birthday be as fabulous as you are, and may you never run out of cake!

Age is just a number, but at your age, its a really big number! Happy birthday!

I hope your birthday is filled with laughter, joy, and lots of inappropriate jokes.

Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Happy birthday, you old fart!

May your wrinkles be less noticeable and your jokes be funnier on your birthday!

Youre not getting older, youre getting more awesome. Happy birthday, my amazing friend!

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Enjoy your birthday, you big kid!

Another year closer to Viagra and Depends. Happy birthday, old man/woman!

They say age is just a number, but in your case, its a really high one. Happy birthday!

Remember, youre not old, youre just retro. Happy birthday, you vintage masterpiece!

Cheers to another year of nailing it in the aging department!

Heres to getting older but not necessarily wiser. Happy birthday!

I hope your birthday is filled with more cake than candles!

Youre not old, youre vintage! Happy birthday, old timer.

May your birthday be filled with laughter, love, and inappropriate jokes.

Another year older, another year closer to becoming a crazy cat person. Happy birthday!

Dont worry about getting older, youre still a kid at heart. Happy birthday!

Another year, another excuse to eat cake for breakfast. Happy birthday!

Forget about the past, you cant change it. Forget about the future, you cant predict it. Forget about the present, I didnt get you one. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Another year older, but dont worry, youre not old yet. Just vintage, like a fine wine.

Congratulations on surviving another year! Now lets see if you can handle the next one without breaking anything.

Dont worry about getting older, youre like a fine cheese – the older you get, the more pungent and beloved you become.

You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy birthday!

They say age is just a number, but in your case, it might need a calculator. Happy birthday, you old calculator!

Birthdays are like boogers - the more you have, the harder it is to breathe. Happy birthday, old friend!

Id bake you a cake, but I heard youre on a diet. Just kidding, I ate it. Happy birthday!

You may be getting older, but at least youre not as old as your jokes. Happy birthday, you old comedian!

They say the older you get, the wiser you become. So, by that logic, you must be the wisest person I know. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number – in your case, a very large and slightly alarming number. Enjoy your day!

May your birthday be as fun and crazy as a raccoon wearing a tutu!

Wishing you a birthday filled with laughing until your stomach hurts and dancing like nobodys watching.

Cheers to another year older and still not acting your age! Happy birthday!

May your birthday be filled with so much laughter that you snort like a pig!

Heres to another year of being fabulous, funny, and totally awesome. Happy birthday!

Age is just a number, but silliness is forever! Have a hilarious birthday!

I hope your birthday is as magical as a unicorn eating cake and as funny as a clown in a windy day!

Dont worry about getting older, just focus on getting more hilarious! Happy birthday!

May your birthday be a non-stop party filled with funny moments and unforgettable memories.

Sending you tons of laughter, jokes, and smiles on your special day. Happy birthday, you funny soul!

Another year older, but lets not dwell on that. Focus on the fact that youve got more candles to blow out this year!

Happy birthday! May your cake be as sweet as you are...and may your presents be as awesome as you think you are!

Age is just a number...a really big, scary number that keeps getting bigger every year. But hey, at least you still have your sense of humor!

Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, love, and lots of ridiculous selfies to document the occasion. Cheers to another year of embarrassing moments!

Another year wiser? Nah, lets go with another year weirder. Happy birthday, you wonderfully strange human being!

They say you cant choose your family, but you can choose your friends. And lucky for you, I chose to be your friend. Happy birthday, you nutcase!

Happy birthday, you fabulous weirdo! May your day be as bright and colorful as your wardrobe...and may your cake be as decadent as your taste in movies!

May your birthday be as fun and wild as your internet search history.

Another year older, but whos counting? Oh wait, thats me. Happy birthday!

Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Keep spreading the joy!

Dont worry about getting older, youre still as immature as ever. Happy birthday!

Cheers to another year of questionable decisions and epic memories. Happy birthday!

Another year closer to becoming a crazy cat person. Embrace it. Happy birthday!

Heres to aging like fine wine... and by that, I mean getting better with age. Happy birthday!

Congrats on surviving another year of me being your friend. You deserve a medal. Happy birthday!

Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake. So go on, indulge! Happy birthday!

Remember, age is just a number... but so is your IQ after a few birthday drinks. Happy birthday!

May your birthday be as fabulous as your cats Instagram account.

Cheers to another year of questionable life choices and hilarious memories.

Aging is inevitable, but maturity is optional. Heres to never growing up!

Wishing you a birthday filled with more awkward moments and less regrets.

Sending you more candles for your cake than there are hairs on your head. Happy birthday!

May your birthday cake be sweeter than your last Tinder date.

Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Keep up the good work!

Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake. So go ahead, indulge!

Heres to another year of wrinkles and waistlines expanding together. Happy birthday!

You may be getting older, but at least youre not as old as your jokes. Happy birthday!

May your birthday be as fabulous as your hair, and may your cake be as sweet as your smile!

Heres to getting older but not necessarily wiser! Happy birthday!

Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a reality. Embrace them with grace, my friend! Happy birthday!

Another year older, but still as immature as ever! Heres to never growing up! Happy birthday!

They say with age comes wisdom... but who needs wisdom when you have good looks and a great sense of humor? Happy birthday!

May your birthday be filled with as much laughter and joy as your Instagram feed!

Dont worry about turning another year older, just focus on turning up the fun! Happy birthday!

They say a good friend remembers your birthday, but a best friend forgets the age. Cheers to being a forgetful best friend! Happy birthday!

Age is just a number, and in your case, its a pretty hilarious one! Happy birthday, you old fart!

On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness in the world... and a cake big enough to fit all those candles! Happy birthday!

May your birthday be filled with laughter, cake, and inappropriate jokes.

They say age is just a number, so I hope you enjoy being a teenager for the 30th time. Happy birthday!

I hope your birthday is as fun and wild as the stories well tell tomorrow. Cheers to getting older and crazier!

May you receive all the presents you want, and none of the awkward singing from strangers at restaurants. Happy birthday!

Heres to another year of pretending to be adults. Happy birthday, you eternal child!

I hope your birthday is so amazing, you forget how old youre turning. Lets party like its 1999!

As you blow out the candles, dont forget to make a wish for a lifetime supply of cake. Happy birthday!

Aging is mandatory, but maturity is optional. Have a great birthday filled with childish fun!

May your birthday be as fun and fabulous as you are. Let the celebrations begin!

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you when you least expect it! Happy birthday!

Dont worry about getting older, its better than the alternative! Happy birthday!

You may be another year older, but at least youre not as old as the dinosaurs! Happy birthday!

You know youre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake! Happy birthday!

Age is just a number, but in your case, its a really big one! Happy birthday!

I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are...minus the wrinkles, of course! Happy birthday!

They say age is just a number, but in your case, its a really high one! Happy birthday!

Another year older, but still looking sharp...well, maybe a little dull around the edges! Happy birthday!

They say the older you get, the wiser you become...so you must be the wisest person I know by now! Happy birthday!

Age is just a number, but in your case, its a really big one! Happy birthday and may you have many more funny moments to come!

May your birthday be filled with laughter, cake, and lots of awkward family photos!

Wishing you a birthday as colorful and crazy as a clown convention!

Another year older, but dont worry, youre not getting any wiser!

Happy Birthday! May your cake be as moist as a sarcastic sponge and your presents as thrilling as a tax audit!

Age is just a number... and in your case, its a really big number!

Cheers to another year of questionable life choices and embarrassing dance moves!

Sending you a birthday wish as funny and fabulous as you are!

Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with more virtual likes than your social media posts!

Remember, youre not getting older, youre just becoming a vintage classic – like a fine wine or a vintage pair of socks!

Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with so much laughter that youll need to wear Depends.

May your birthday be as fun and silly as you are! Happy Birthday!

Forget about the wrinkles and grey hairs, just enjoy your cake and party like its your last! Happy Birthday!

Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, love, and lots of cake. Stay young at heart forever!

May your birthday be so epic that even your candles cant handle the heat! Happy Birthday!

Another year older, but whos counting? Just enjoy the ride and have a fabulous birthday!

Cheers to another year of questionable life decisions and unforgettable memories! Happy Birthday!

Age is just a number, but cake is forever. Heres to another year of indulging in delicious desserts! Happy Birthday!

Another trip around the sun and youre still shining bright! Happy Birthday, you fabulous human!

Heres to getting older but never growing up! Have a birthday full of fun and mischief!

May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and good vibes. Cheers to many more years of making incredible memories!

May your birthday be as awesome as your dance moves... and thats saying a lot!

Wishing you a birthday so fun that it puts all other birthdays to shame!

Cheers to another year of laughing at our own jokes and pretending were cool enough to pull it off.

Hoping your birthday is as fabulous as you are... or at least as fabulous as you think you are!

Heres to another year of being outrageously funny and outrageously fabulous. Happy birthday!

May your birthday be filled with all the things that make you smile... even if that means extra cake and no pants!

Sending you birthday wishes as funny and charming as you are... with maybe a little less sarcasm.

Another year older, but still as hilarious as ever. Heres to a birthday full of belly laughs and good times!

Wishing you a birthday so full of glitter, rainbows, and unicorns that even your wildest dreams cant compete!

May your birthday be filled with laughter, love, and all the pizza you can eat. Because lets face it, thats all we really need in life.

May your birthday be as enjoyable as a cat video marathon!

Wishing you a birthday filled with more laughter than a stand-up comedy show!

May your birthday cake be as sweet as your dance moves on the dance floor!

Heres to another year of cheesy jokes and hilarious memories. Happy birthday!

May your birthday be as incredible as winning the lottery... but without the taxes!

Wishing you a day filled with more smiles and less wrinkles. Happy birthday!

May your birthday be as fun as a game of tag with your friends... but without the bruises!

Heres to a birthday thats so fun, even the candles on your cake are excited!

Wishing you a day full of unexpected surprises and uncontrollable laughter. Happy birthday!

May your birthday be filled with as much joy and laughter as a room full of puppies.

May your birthday be as fun and wild as a rodeo clown on a unicycle!

Heres to another year of wrinkles, but hey, they just show how much youve laughed!

Happy birthday! May your cake be as sweet as your dance moves are awkward.

Age is just a number... that gets higher every year. But hey, at least youre getting older and wiser, right?

Another year older, but youre still as young at heart as a kid in a candy store.

May your birthday be filled with as much laughter and joy as a stand-up comedy show!

Another year closer to retirement, but lets not think about that... lets just party!

Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake... so lets indulge!

They say with age comes wisdom... but all I see in you is more opportunities for funny moments!

Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy and laughter as a cat trying to fit into a tiny box.